I think this neighbor crushing one needs more development.

So, I just played through Ys Origin again, which is absolutely a flawed game, but it reminded me of some of my favorite aspects of the series: Insane boss fights while raucous tunes are playing.

Midboss Music from Ys III The Oath in Felghana, "Dark Beasts as Black as the Night"


Section Boss Music from Ys III The Oath in Felghana, "Shock of the Death God"


Section Boss Music from Ys Origin "Scars of the Divine Wing"


Any time these songs start playing, you're about to get your ass handed to, repeatedly, until you figure out a strategy.

(Fun fact, the first two games for PC-Engine had scores by Yuzo Koshiro )

Also, the boss fights are pretty great. With the exception of Dhalsim, who is stupid easy with his weakness, all the others still require strategies to defeat even if you have the right weapon. In particular, the Urien fight can be amazing when executed well.

Since people keep asking, here's the list of games we played:

Betrayal at the House on the Hill (card game)
Boss Monster (card game)
CS 1.6 (joust8, l337sk337)
CS:GO (deathmatch, de_substation)
Dominion (card game)
Mario Kart 8
NetAcquire
Path of Exile
Resistance (hidden information game)
Streets o' Rage Remake
Super Smash Bros. Melee
SuperJer Against Humanity (with C.A.H. cards added)
Twilight Princess (Alets)
Viscera Cleanup Detail
Zelda 1st quest speedruns (new PB: ~44 minutes!)
Zelda 2nd quest

See, I just started watching again and am getting the tail end of the Mega Man X3 run, which is disappointing. But it's a 100% run, and he fought the alternate first Doppler boss, which I had never seen, and he cheated his way up the spike wall in Doppler 2 before glitching out the boss.

Aaron Wilson: I'd play starbound but I don't know what it is and I don't have any money.

Aaron Wilson: And there is a lakitu in my house throwing around spiney shells.

Aaron Wilson: WTF

Jeffrey Loynd: I wouldn't suggest you playing it now anyway since it's still in beta

Jeffrey Loynd: KILL IT

Jeffrey Loynd: NAO

Aaron Wilson: I tried, but it was able to incapacitate me... and... Jeff... ... :(

Aaron Wilson: It raped me.

Jeffrey Loynd: ;-;

Jeffrey Loynd: It's ruined

Jeffrey Loynd: Everything is ruined

Aaron Wilson: I am no longer marriageable.

Aaron Wilson: I will become a spinster... my family will disown me.

Aaron Wilson: What kind of wife would I be?

Jeffrey Loynd: One with many quirks

Aaron Wilson: Maybe some disreputable man with a little coin and a drinking problem will take me in as a mistress. I'll be abused, but at least I'll have a roof over my head.

Jeffrey Loynd: You don't have to do that to yourself

Jeffrey Loynd: I'll take care of you from now on

Aaron Wilson: You say that, but your family and mine have always had close ties. If my family abandons me, yours will surely force you to break off contact with me on pain of exile from the estate.

Aaron Wilson: You'll lose your inheritance! And your future as a knight in the order of the black rose! I could never do that to you!

Aaron Wilson: Don't let this ruin both our lives.

Jeffrey Loynd: Don't be a fool dear one! Your love is all that matters to me! To hells with the inheritance. To hells with the order and my family!

Jeffrey Loynd: If they disown me, we disown them

Aaron Wilson: And I know you truly love the young lady of house Vetienne, would you abandon her and your own happiness for my sake alone? I could not bear it, the comfort would bring me no joy, I'd rather live in a gutter chasing rats for survival than see you both taken from each other. Lady Vetienne is kind, and beautiful, and does not deserve this betrayal.

Jeffrey Loynd: Lady Vetienne is indeed kind and beautiful, she is also a decade younger than me. I cannot be happy with a child! I'm old enough to be her uncle!

Aaron Wilson: Well, you are her second cousin once removed, if recall the family tree, but I have seen you gladly share her company! Was I reading romance when there was mere friendship between you?

Jeffrey Loynd: You were, my lady

Aaron Wilson: I hear so much talk from father about a supposed marriage arranged between you, I had assumed you were already privy to it!

Jeffrey Loynd: There is an arranged marriage arranged for me? I will have to have a word with father...

Aaron Wilson: Do not approach him aggressively! This is mere hearsay, and may be banter based on mere whimsy and speculation by my father! I know of no concrete plan to wed you to lady Vetienne. He may simply be fooled as I was into believing there was love between you.

Jeffrey Loynd: I suppose I'll have to be subtle then. But you know better than anyone how bad I am at subtlety.

Aaron Wilson: And yet I find it endlessly amusing, the day you drew steel on Sir Cullen for the mere insinuation he made about your sister. I've never seen a man so ready to beg forgiveness. Woe be to the woman who finds herself his wife, he is a man fit for nothing, if a man at all.

Aaron Wilson: But this distraction has only lasted for so long! What am I to do? If you really wish to leave all your fortune and future behind, would we not be forced to flee the city, mayhap even the country? Your father would blame me, for certain, labelling me harlot and seductress... could I even live with the fear of his wrath? I know nothing of the customs outside our lands, how would we survive?

Jeffrey Loynd: We'll find a way

Jeffrey Loynd: I have friends outside the country. I will let them know we are coming. They'll be ready to ferry us away from all of this

Aaron Wilson: Oh, but I would hate to disappear in the night like some rogue... would be that there was some way to make my sisters understand! They are too young to make sense of this... I dread to think of what they will be told of me, what they will think of me! And sweet Charlotte, she cannot bear to part from my side for more than mere minutes ever since mother died... but I supposed I would be taken from her regardless, by your plan or by my exile...

Aaron Wilson: Curse that lakitu! I would gladly endure its violation a hundred times if it meant no man ever knew of it!

Jeffrey Loynd: Then we must find a way to erase the past

Jeffrey Loynd: Come

Jeffrey Loynd: We shall do it together!

Jeffrey Loynd: *Que dramatic music*

Aaron Wilson: This is making me laugh so hard I'm not sure I can continue the charade? Improv? What are we even doing?

Aaron Wilson: This needs to go down in the history books.

Jeffrey Loynd: I have no idea. How even did this happen?

Aaron Wilson: I can't believe this started with lakitu rape.

Jeffrey Loynd: I just about bust my gut. Which would have been really awkward since I'm sitting across from my boss

Jeffrey Loynd: Bwahahahaha

I had a dream last night. In it, I was a mob hitman. I was a cold-blooded killer in a highly organized mafia that had a firm grip on the city I lived in. The mafia was notoriously more powerful than the police, did not hesitate to kill anyone who crossed them... and were strangely honest, fair and straightforward about it. Essentially there were three fatally important rules: You don't rat out the mob, you don't steal from the mob, and you don't attack anyone in the mob.

I had many homicidal encounters, one notable one in which I was only supposed to shoot one woman for informing the police about our activities. I almost couldn't believe it when I was told about it, as she had supposedly called the cops after seeing a few mobsters get rough with a businessman that wasn't paying his protection money. She practically commit suicide by ratting us out, and for something the police probably wouldn't even act on!

Once at her house, I got in quick and I shot her in the back. She never saw it coming, all was well... until her husband came home right as I was leaving. Upon seeing my car in the driveway, a dead-giveaway mobster town car, he already knew his wife was dead, and he was frantically calling the police. I was all, "Ah, come on! Whaddya gotta call the cops for, that's what did your wife in! Now I gotta shoot you too! I can't believe how stupid that was! I'm standing right here! With a gun!"

So I did kill him, although it was really more of a suicide. He was, however, coming home from the grocery store, and his daughter had been collecting comestibles from their SUV. Unfortunately for both of us, she decided to steal my car while I was busy phoning my bosses about things getting more complicated. I had left the car running with the keys in the ignition for a quick get away, but it had backfired on me fiercely. Since I had the dad's keys, I jumped in the SUV to chase her down and get back my boss's car. I knew there was barely any gas in my car, because I had been stupid and forgot to fill it up, so it was only a couple of miles before I caught up to her frantically trying to refuel at a gas station. Strictly following the rules would mean I'd have to shoot her too, since she stole the car, even though she had heard me yelling that all her dad had to do was 'nothing' if he didn't want to get shot. So I started yelling at her that all she had to do was 'nothing' if she didn't want to get shot, but I also wasn't quite cold-blooded enough to shoot a kid without hesitation.

I started telling her that I was going to try to get special dispensation from the bosses to let her off the hook, when, unfortunately for all three of us, two cops came to a stop at the gas station in their cruiser. The girl, obviously in a panic, got their attention whether she wanted to or not, and I had to quickly react and shoot both of the officers as well, as this wasn't going to go down any other way that didn't get me killed or imprisoned. At this point there was enough evidence splattered around the place from all four of us bleeding for various reasons that I decided I needed to do a quick clean-up job. Luckily, someone always kept a quantity of plastic explosives in the trunk of the car, so I decided to blow up the entire gas station... I didn't actually check to see if there was an attendant present, so I may have unintentionally killed even one more person. The girl, after both trying to run away and also use her phone (like seriously, why does everyone keep giving me reasons to shoot them!?) had annoyed me enough that I decided to replace the explosives in the trunk with her sans electronic communication devices. I drove away and set off the bomb, turning the whole scene into a crater, and the bodies of the officers into seared particulates.

The headquarters was a very lavish office building with heavily armed and well dressed guards standing in plain view of the woebegone police. I dragged the now exhausted, timid, and thankfully compliant girl up to see the most important wiseguy I could find. The don was out, but the consigliere was in, and that was good enough for me. I told him how crazy the simple whack job got, and how the girl only 'temporarily' borrowed my ride, so maybe I could just... not shoot her... if that would be okay? After silently staring at me during my long tale of adventure he suddenly looked very pleased. He told me he was surprised that I took initiative all the times I should, and that I came to him about the girl. I didn't even need to beg, he demanded I let the girl go immediately. According to him, icing a kid is bad for the public image, and not worth the minuscule chance she'd get us all pinched.

At this point I had time to think about what had happened, and I realized I'd unnecessarily blown up the girl's parent's SUV along with the gas station. It was almost brand new, and I didn't want nobody calling me cheap or irresponsible, so I gave her thirty large as the approximate value of the vehicle. Mind you, in my head this was just being an honest man, and the 'recently having killed her parents' didn't even factor into it. I told the girl she better suppress her family gene for committing suicide on the mob, and also told her if she wanted to come looking for vengeance it would be nice if she waited a few years until she was an adult, so that when I whacked her it wouldn't make me look like a son of a bitch.

Later on, I had a very interesting, if not incredibly frustrating conversation with a couple wiseguys. The mob suspected an associate of being up to something, we didn't know what, but we were looking into it. The twit had been sweating and twitching like crazy the last time a capo started talking to him, and he seemed like he was trying to avoid us altogether. So the three of us had a few words with him at his place of residence. We told him to stay home, not let anybody in, and not touch the phone. It was part keeping him from going on the lam while we checked out what he'd been up to, and part to see if he'd make a run for it, giving us no reason to doubt his ambiguous treachery.

We holed up in the attic of the house across the street with a high-tech x-ray scope sniper rifle, so we could shoot him as soon as he did what we expected him to, or we got called about him being a rat... or a thief... or whatever the hell he did. Now, these two jokers were made men, they had nothing to worry about. Even if they screwed the gig up they'd get a slap on the wrist a worst... but I wasn't made yet, even as hard as I was trying, so I had a vested interest in not cocking anything up. Seeing as these two had only begrudgingly agreed to be part of something as lowly as keeping an eye on possible rat, they weren't taking it very seriously. While we should have been quiet and attentive, we instead had an incredibly insipid conversation, it went something like this:

Me: "Alright, alright, so Vinnie, you're here to shoot the rifle, and I'm here to keep an eye out for trouble, but what's he doin' here?"

Vincent: "I'm not Vinnie you goof, dats Vinnie."

Me: "You're messing with me, the boss called you Vinnie not twenty minutes ago."

Vinnie: "Nah, we call me Vinnie, we call him Vincent."

Me: "Wait, you're both Vinnie?"

Vincent: "You got it all wrong, he's Vinnie, I'm Vincent.

Me: (Pointing at Vincent) But the boss called you Vinnie, I did not get you two confused. (pointing at Vinnie) You weren't even there!"

Vincent: "Yeah, so what?"

Me: "So what? So you're Vinnie too!"

Vincent: "What, you mean I shoulda corrected the boss? Forget about it!"

Me: "Well why's he gotta send both of you on the same job? Two guys he calls Vinnie? It's like a liability or somethin', gonna get the wires crossed!"

Vinnie: "The boss didn't send me, he doesn't even know I'm here."

Me: (exasperated) "Well then let's get back on track, whaddya doin' here, Vinnie?"

Vincent: "He owed me a favor, this rat could take hours to do somethin' stupid, and given the experience so far, I'd probably end up shooting myself before I shot him if I had to shoot the shit with your stupid ass the whole time."

Me: "Hey, if I knew this gig was a plus one I woulda brought a date, not some fat asshole, nothin' personal Vinnie."

Vinnie: "Hey! You want me to whack you or somethin'?"

Vincent: "C'mon Vinnie, you are a fat asshole, give the kid a break."

Vinnie: "Ah, forget about it!"

Me: "Hey, not to dampen this mood we got goin', but I've seen our rat walk by the window like half a dozen times while you been lookin' back at me. You gonna actually keep an eye on him or should I hold the rifle?"

Vincent: "Nobody touches this beauty but me. Not yet, I haven't even given her a name yet, and she's still a virgin!"

Me: "Alright, I won't touch your lady-friend, just keep your eyes on her or she's gonna get jealous."

Vinnie: (suddenly and very disbelieving) "I wasn't payin' attention, did you say Theresa's a virgin?"

Vincent: "Nah, the rifle not my girl."

Vinnie: "Ah, I was gonna ask you why she was wailing like banshee if you weren't, you know..."

Vincent: "Shut the hell up, Vinnie."

Vinnie: "Yeah, yeah."

Me: "Come on, you were lookin' through that scope for a total of six and a half seconds before you turned around and started jabbering to Vinnie again."

Vincent: (turning back to look through the scope) "Sorry, mom."

Me: "He get away yet?"

Vincent: "Nah, he's still scurrying about like a rat in a maze. I wish he'd sit still so I could shoot him more easy. Wait, you think he knows I'm up here, that we're gonna find somethin' out?"

Vinnie: "He'd have to be a real top-notch goof not to think we're watchin' his stupid ass."

Me: "Which makes him nervous, he's just nervous, a nervous guy is gonna pace whether or not he's a canary. Just keep an eye on him or he'll fly away!"

Vincent: "Whatever."

A minute goes by with Vincent actually watching the rat.

Vinnie: "I'm glad I had two cups a coffee before you picked me up."

Vincent: "Tell me about it, I'd fall right out the window if I'd skipped my fix."

Vincent has turned around again, I am glaring rancorously to no effect.

Vinnie: "Nothin' wakes you up like a black cuppa joe."

Vincent: "Black? Whaddya wanna knock yourself back out? You gotta make it smooth and sweet, somethin' to relax the hangover."

Vinnie: "Aw, come on, that's a woman's drink, don't tell me you drink it like that."

Vincent: "With two creams and two sugars or I'll go wild."

Vinnie: "You ain't kiddin'! I can hardly believe it, you iced more marks than I can count to and you drink it like that?"

Vincent: "Whassat gotta do with it? You're the nut job, drinkin' that swill, why dontcha just chew on the beans at that rate?

Vinnie: "Rather that then grow a pair of tits drinkin' what you drink."

Vincent: "You see, he's right, you are a fat asshole!"

Vinnie: "Well, maybe your new boyfriend can take you on a date when you've dolled yourself up with your lady drink."

Vincent: "You got bigger tits than Theresa, Vinnie, you're the one drinking the wrong kinda joe."

I cut Vinnie off before he can retort.

Me: "Oh my god, stop talking about tits or coffee or whatever and watch the fucking rat."

Vincent: "Hey, this is deep, we gotta figure this out."

Me: "We're gonna be deep underground if you let him get away."

Vinnie: "Nah, just you, we're made, we'll just say you messed it up."

Me: "Oh, that's just great, why don't you just shoot me now?!"

Vinnie: "I'm pullin' your leg! We wouldn't do that. Probably. Besides, he's not goin' nowhere, he's too busy stomping a track into his kitchen floor."

Me: "That'll be great comfort when the boss has my thumbs broken."

Vincent: "Stop changing the subject, new guy, you gotta break the tie."

Vinnie: "Yeah, it's gotta be black, right?"

Me: "Man I hardly even drink coffee, I don't fuckin' know."

Vinnie & Vincent: "What?!"

Vinnie: "This guy doesn't drink coffee? Where'd you find this asshole, Vinnie?!"

Vincent: "I-"

Me: "HEY! You just called him Vinnie! I knew it!"

Vinnie: "Wha- no I- you had me confused, you don't drink coffee, the hell is wrong with you?!"

Me: "It's just a drink, don't get so worked up about it."

Vinnie: "Ah, forget about it!"

Vincent: "Yeah, we'll have to ask the don, he'll set it straight, whaddya care what this cugine thinks, anyway?"

Vinnie: "Alright, alright, but I got another question."

Me: "I'm sure you do, Vincent, the rat, the rifle, at least pretend you give a shit!"

Vincent: (Turning back around to check on the rat again) "Ah, he's still there."

Me: "You sure?"

Vincent: "No, where the hell did he go?"

Me: "What?!"

Vincent: "Haha, gotcha!"

Vinnie and Vincent have a good long guffaw.

Me: "Remind me to knock out a few of your teeth when they confirm me, wiseguy."

Vincent: "You're welcome to try, if you want a free trip to the hospital."

Vinnie: "Damn it, I said I had another question, I'm gonna forget it!"

Vincent: "Alright, what?"

Vinnie: "So, you gotta think about this. But if you had to pick one, and one to be gone foreva, coffee or tea?"

Vincent: "What kind of a stupid ass ques-"

Vinnie: "No, no, no! You gotta look at the big picture, I ain't talkin' about you and me, I'm talkin' about the whole world."

Vincent: "That's still a stupid ass question, Vinnie, Tea can take a hike, everybody drinks coffee every day!"

Vinnie: "Sure, sure, here in America, but I said the whole world, Vince, you gotta really think about it!"

Vincent: "Alright, I thought about it, and you're an idiot."

Vinnie: "You know how many people need tea like we need coffee! Fuckin' China and the Brits, that's gotta be half the world!"

Vincent: "China and England aren't half the world, Vinnie.

Vinnie: "I was givin' an example or somethin', gimmie a break. But you gotta admit, those Brits would be jumpin' off Big Ben by the millions if they lose their tea. S'why I'm sayin' you gotta really think about."

Vincent: "Where do you come up with this shit? Alright, new guy, coffee is more important than tea. Vinnie's an idiot, right?

Me: "Look, I told you I don't even drink coffee."

Vincent whips around, rifle and all.

Vincent: "You're siding with this son of a bitch?!"

Me: "Whoa! I'm not siding with nobody, I just don't give a shit, Vince, point that thing somewhere else!"

Vincent: "Nah, I'm just messin' with you again!"

Vinnie and Vincent have another hearty guffaw.

Me: "For the love of baby Jesus, could you quit yappin' and keep an eye on the rat for more than ten seconds?!"

Vincent: "Nah, it doesn't matta."

Me: "What?"

Vincent: "The boss texted me five minutes ago, he's no rat, he's just nervous."

Me: "Then what have we been doin' here?!"

Vincent: "Talkin' about coffee and tits and shit, whaddya think?"

Vinnie: "Yeah, we gotta figure this stuff out, it can't be all about whackin' a rat."

Me: "Can I go back to having a shootout with the cops? At least then I knew what the hell was going on."

Vinnie: "You had a shootout with the cops?"

Vincent: "And he blew up a gas station."

Vinnie: "That was you?!"

Me: "Yeah, no big deal, there was blood, bullets and bodies everywhere, I didn't have time to clean it the slow way, so I just made a crater out of it.

Vinnie: "Damn it, I stop at that place for coffee! Why you gotta mess things up? I oughta pop you one!"

Me: "You're not serious."

Vincent: "He's catching on, Vinnie, I think we need a new mark."

Me: "Hey, don't get me wrong, you had me those other times, most people can't pull one over on me like that."

Vincent: "I think we just got a compliment from Mr. by-the-books here, look out the window, are pigs flyin'?

Vinnie: "Nah, just canaries."

Me: "Oh, shut up."

The point of the game is to figure out how to play the game.

There is no final boss. There is no ultimate goal, unless you count digging down as far as you can as a goal (and most likely, that will end your game). Eventually, some force, be it a siege, or a legendary monster with deadly abilities, or something lurking under ground, or your own hubris will kick in and everything will go to shit. Or a tantrum spiral resulting from your surviving that will make the rest of the dwarves miserable enough to kill each other. Or winter could come.

You can either try to stave off disaster for as long as you can or bring it upon yourself through absurdly complex machinations. But the game will end eventually and everything will be miserable.

I keep getting this damned track stuck in my head which is strange in that it isn't that long and I find myself grinding in that particular area of the game only so much as I ever feel the need to grind [there is not a difficult boss in the region]

I opine that this song is more awesome with the boss fight actually happening anyway. Just ignore the text, as there is an easter egg mode activated making it say stupid shit.



Probably the most fun boss fight I've played in years.

Also, Heroes 3 music is awesome. Love the barbarian town track.

INC LONG ASS TEXT!

so i did a turnable thing with 4 DJ's for my page and i got ALOT of great music, although most of it is dubstep.

but i havent found a song that is bad.

Superjer rocks those mountains like a boss!

Remember u can never beat the classics versions , I don't know why it's like that
Every game that I played the first was always better then the second just like bioshock

I've played it some more and it actually gets better.

The first 2 hours are awful. But I got to the alien-hive in the Duke Dome and, although it still isn't great, at least it has some atmosphere. It's really slimy and gross. And the boss fight is OK.

I'm in the Duke Burger now, and it's somewhat fun. The shrunken-in-the-kitchen bit is pretty good.

Overall it's awful, but you can tell the original concept was alright and it could have been pretty good.

372,got strucked,good one though.

How do you beat the boss?

That surely is one pimpin' animal boss.

357

The boss was easy to figure out :P

424... that boss took a while to figure out

448
I came to the boss with ~250 :/

752! but most were spent on that stupid boss at the end I didn't realize the winning strat until too late

From the simpsons episode where Homer moves to another town and his new boss is Hank Scorpio. Hank Scorpio's worst enemy is James Bont, who later Homer manages to get killed.

I actually remember that from like 2 years ago when I saw the episode, from listening to that song .

Well, I don't see RPGs as something with story telling. I see them as the games you have to play more than 30 hours to get halfways into the game.

I've always seen Zelda as one of those but greatly better. Not good enough for me, though. Not if I have to pay for it to test it. Except, like an emulator.

Well, my emulator seems to love crashing after I got windows 7, with the longest non-stop playing I've had on it now is 30 min. Like, defeating Crookomire in Super Metroid for it to crash and force me to replay that boss. The eleventh time...

I doubt I'll test Zelda that way.

Speaking of Zelda, the most entertaining-looking Zelda game would be Majora's Mask.

LIKE A BOSS

NURD!

i have the orignal FF on my psp and im level 11 when im sopost to be 7. killed the first boss with just 2 rounds

Well, I just fell asleep while this thread was in front of me. I was only asleep for twenty minutes or so, but I dreamed the fuck out of those twenty minutes.

It all started because McDonald's ran into a legal issue that required them to take chicken McNuggets off of their menu unless they were sold in groupings of three for seventy-five cents. The obvious result of this catastrophe is that I was financially devastated. There's no hidden meaning here, it just didn't make sense. My only rational option was to become a hypnotist and swindle my way back to success.

My first target was a seedy looking motel in California. I intended to rob travelers of their valuables, but the place had been refurbished into a secret brothel. I attempted to enter along with one of the working girls, but I was forced to wait outside for 'security clearance' or some such. After I went inside the girls tried to convince me they weren't really prostitutes, and that they were really just doing all of this because they needed money to appease a monster in the darkness. They weren't making much sense and it all sounded like a bunch of hooey, but I wasn't planning on paying anyway. I noticed a safe in the office that likely contained the means to success.

I was led around by a tanned girl in a blue t-shirt and panties to the various rooms to see my options. I should mention that she had a weirdly low voice, although still feminine. The first room contained a woman dressed like a wizard. This included a fake white beard. I didn't comment. The second room contained an older woman in an excessive and bulbous green dress. I passed. The third room contained a very attractive woman in her mid-twenties except that the room looked like the bedroom of a teenage girl and she was dressed to match. She was chewing gum and reading a magazine on her bed. She glanced up at me and just said, "No." We moved on. The final room contained a pair of twins in plaid skirts. One appeared very happy to see me, and the other looked very upset and was stacking music CD's precariously in the middle of the room. They were hot and everything, but this was no time for a cooter sandwich. My guide declared something along the lines of "Or you can just fuck this meat right here and now!" gangsta style in her low voice while pointing at herself. I said I'd seen enough.

I snapped my fingers and she went into a daze. As did the twins who were still watching us. After directing her to open the safe and retrieving the precious monies within, I told her (while she was still in a daze) that a thirteen year-old boy who they had offended after repeated visits stole it out of spite. I don't really know why I said that.

Sadly, I'm forgetting this one extremely fast. All I can remember is that I eventually ended up in a mob boss's mansion. He knew about my hypnotism, which required line of sight to my fingers as I snapped them, and had several guards facing away from me, ready to respond to any funny business. He was upset because his daughter's dog had been eaten by the monster that the prostitutes were appeasing after I stole the money. She was also upset. I was even more upset because I thought they were going to shoot me. Things were upset, y'hear? With my hand in my pocket, where the mob boss told me to keep it, I managed to strike a match. The fire spread up my sleeve and I reacted with surprise. Everyone in the room was also surprised and all turned to face me. I laid the hammer down with my hypnotism and the fire arbitrarily went out. Apparently I could hypnotize fire too. I was so excited about my badass maneuver that I woke up.

I did that to another boss, I believe. I don't remember which one...

The only thing the Warlord's glyph is good for is fighting the goat boss. I had everything unlocked other than whatever you get for beating the factory as a Wizard after playing for 4-5 hours. I've spent the rest of my time getting mauled in the factory.

The first bolded part is that each act boss has a chance to drop an essence (each one drops a different one, except for Andariel and Duriel, who drop the same one). If you transmute the 4 essences in the cube, you get another respec.

Btw that maphack of yours doesn't seem to be working anymore.

To complete Level 4, Mark and/or Bert will have to defeat one more boss: Punk Rocker. Punk Rocker is an evil musician with no legs, no neck, New Wave sunglasses, and a red mohawk. According to the instruction manual, he "attacks with bad-playing guitar". That's Japanese to English translation at its finest right there....

No, its going to be in third-person.

P.S. When you fight a boss it will be like final fantasy (i.e. party turn by turn fighting style).

So, this dream I had lastnight was kinda nonsense, but it was really intense and I hardly ever remember my dreams, but I remembered this one so I decided to put it here...
Ok, so I went to my dad's house for the weekend, and I went downstairs in his house and there were a couple guys down ther doing some sort of construction work (I have no idea why), and there was this lady who seemed to be their boss. When I got downstairs, the lady yelled at me and said, either I need to start working, or go upstairs and make lunch for everybody. So I chose to make lunch. When I got upstairs, that lady was already up there, and she had already made pizza for everyone, I just had to slice it up and put it on plates. So my dad comes in out of nowhere and throws my one of the plates of pizza on the ground and yells at me saying something like "Why aren't you getting lunch for everyone?", and I was like "I was getting plates ready for everyone so I could bring it downstairs." and then I got really mad and was like "You know what dad, I really think your starting to lose your mind, you need to get some help." and that resulted in this big arguement between me and him.
The next thing I can remember is we got in my dad's truck (its a huge chevy that he turned into a tow truck, weighs about 4tons), and we were on our way out to town to get groceries. We were going down this road that started to turn, and my dad just kept going straight, so I started yelling at him to get his attention. But when I looked over at him his eyes were rolled back and he was unconsious. So I grabbed the wheel, but I couldn't get much control of the truck and we ended up annhilating this big pole, and we ended up in someone else yard.
So we're sitting in this yard, and once we get to a stop my dad wakes up and starts flipping out, and he's like "I gotta hide this weed!", and he pulls out this huge bag of weed, like a ziplock bag completely full. So in this persons yard there was a house, and then like a trailer-house in the back that was all beat down. So my dad throws the bag threw the window. Then this kid, probably like 15-16 is standing there, and he starts talking about how when we leave he's gonna go get the bag of weed.
Then for some reason, me and my brother get in the truck (he was there with me the whole time btw), but my dad doesn't get in. So I start driving the truck and I notice two weird thing while I'm driving; I got to like 3rd gear and I was only going about 15mph, and the truck was completely silent (normally its pretty loud). So I get about a quarter mile down the road and decide to give up whatever I was trying to do, and I turned around and went back.
I grabbed the bag of weed, and then my dad started driving and the truck drove fine, and we went back home. Then my dad started going like completely insane, and I was like "dad, DAD....DAD! Here..." and I gave him the bag of weed.
Then I woke up.

So the dream that I have been dreaming of was finally dreamt. I did in fact have a continuation of my Rice dream, although much sooner than I would have thought. Unfortunately it was all a LIE because Rice herself was not in it. Because of this I will probably be lazy on the details and leave things out. Not that you all would notice or care.

A few things were in the memory log I was handed when I started dreaming.

First is that the reason for everyone's memory loss was Mr. Hill, GaryJer and I. We used to be in the military and were augmented with something called "inversion" that when left uncontrolled around other uncontrolled "inversion fields" could cause memory loss, particularly of names and things that weren't frequently thought of. We didn't know we were causing this until it stopped, and I never found out how our predicament came about. Most everyone's memory was damaged only when they came within about a mile of us three... so Rice had been in the crater with all her memories intact, and everyone else that showed up only lost their memory when they came near the crater.

Second is that there had been a massive world-encompassing war that resulted in the destruction of most major cities, the dissolving of all civilian government, the death of most of the inhabitants of the Earth and the displacement of the rest. Whichever military had won the war was so busy reorganizing and searching for it's personnel and inventory it had not begun to try to bring law and order to the land. Because of this organized crime ran just about everything in largely populated areas. Mr. Hill, GaryJer and I had been part of the victorious military, but had retired when the war was over.

Third is the ability called inversion. It let the user move extremely rapidly and pass through any matter for a variable time and distance depending mostly on natural ability. In addition to that the inverter could affect the matter in different ways. It could be left completely unchanged, be completely scrambled at an atomic level (resulting in the death of living things and the severe structural weakening of inanimate objects), or it could be made to generate its own inversion field. The only purpose of causing inanimate objects to generate inversion fields is that they would reach critical mass and explode like a hydrogen bomb if you repeated the process on the same object too many times. Obviously I never used the critical mass effect, as there would be no way to survive it.

Anyway, this time I spent most of my time at a restaurant standing around and looking important. The restaurant was being run by a daring entrepreneur who wanted to become the center of a new community and thereby very rich. It was a common practice in the city I had somehow come to, but it rarely succeeded. The idea was that someone with some starting capital would start a business in a part of the city that was too poor to be noticed by a crime family. If they could fight off the bandits and thieves and actually become successful enough to be noticed by a crime boss they would be invited into the organization and made the boss of the surrounding area. With this they gained a great deal of additional resources (thugs in suits with guns) and the district would become a part of the city proper and flourish. My job was to see that the employees made it to the restaurant and back to their homes in the protected parts of the city without being killed, robbed, kidnapped, raped, sold into slavery, eaten or any combination thereof.

Gold and Glass, who I now knew were named Priscilla and Roxanna, had become waitresses at this restaurant. It was a real classy place, by the way, and they accepted nothing but beautiful women dressed to the nines as wait staff. The decorations were of Asian origin with lots of deep red, dark wood and gold (but only one Gold). I was attempting to convince them and the rest of the employees to let me train them in the ways of inversion for their own safety, but everyone was trepidacious as it was dangerous and terrifying. When one inverted everything appeared normal to the user except that nothing was moving, to everyone else the inverter looked like a shadowy streak moving at lightning speed that ended with a nearly ear-splitting crack and a slowly fading hollow wind noise. Other than the bouncer at the front door I was unable to convince anyone but Glass/Roxanna to let me augment them with an inversion field. This was appreciated, because the restaurant could stay open more often if there were more people to escort the different shifts to home and work.

I ended up very worried about Roxy. Everyone called her that now, Gold/Priscilla was, much to her discontent, called Cilly. Roxy had become extremely confident in her ability to protect herself after I had shown her the ways of inversion, and would taunt and toy with the myriad unorganized criminals of the city even when she thought she was alone. I followed her in sekrits... I became a whole lot more worried when I was suddenly confronted by the military and asked to join a mission that would last several days. I had only a moment to tell Roxy where I was going and hope she'd relay the news to the restaurant.

Mr. Hill, who had become a hitman for a crime family and GaryJer, who would not disclose what he was doing, had been picked up for the mission as well.

And god damn it I'll finish this later... I hope I can remember it. Damn you, time! DAMN YOU!

I made the gun rack my self. Didn't use put any models in my map.

So basically in JO if you're a noob like me, you can't win. See, at least in JA I can win against anyone except the guys who can actually play the game and those are rare.


Err... yeah, pretty much. As I said, I play on no FP servers.


Cool.


No, I have not. As a matter of fact the only thing I did on JO was reach a room that led to many other rooms and each of them had a different color sign above the doorway in the first level of SP. Then I had to replace my computer due to serious hardware malfunctions and never got around to installing it again.

Meh, the single player was fun while it lasted. On jedi master difficulty of course, the other difficulties are way too easy. But it was way too short, I finished it in about 2-3 days on master diff, plus the vs. Jedi fights are too easy compared to the fights against some other enemies. The only tough non-boss fight against a lightsaber user was the second time you fight a Reborn Master (which is right before you come outside to the valley of korriban or whatever that place with all the sith tombs is) because you can't grip-throw him of a ledge. Then again you can completely skip that fight by simply moving to the next level (which is the outside) but I still fought him to at least make that entire level mildly interesting.

I might install JO on the other computer and try out the MP (and maybe SP as well) when I finally manage to get to it, as for the laptop, if JA didn't work properly, JO probably won't either.

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I'm totally anti-hax (as far as multiplayer goes) and I still use the map hack.

Walking through the game alone or with a friend or whatever is fun every once in a while, but powerleveling and rushing yourself or (especially) other people is the meat of the game. And you can't really do that very well without the map hack.


Speaking of cheating, though, using an item editor in the non bnet ladder game is insanely fun. My favorite thing to do is to create a bow that has a 100% chance to cast a spell on strike. Almost any spell that works is really really funny. I think my favorite is a bow with a 100% chance to cast a high level Fist of the Heavens but does no physical damage. It's like some sort of satellite laser targeting device. A bow that causes teleport is great too. Every time you hit an enemy, they teleport to some random nearby location. Go get a boss by themselves and use a bunch of guided arrows with that bow.

LIKE A BOSS!

Yes, that would work. I usually just join a random game with a bunch of people in it and drop is somewhere that nobody is likely to go in the next 30 seconds. Avoids having to wait 5 minutes, and makes it so that you won't lose your stuff for sure if you DC.

Lit sorcs are very simple, you get the same basic spells that all sorcs use: Warmth, Teleport, and Frozen or Shiver armor, and then just put all your points in Lightning Bolt, Chain Lightning and their synergies.

Your only choice at all is between spending the extra 3 points on shiver armor for the defense boost or having slightly higher damage. Either way works just fine. Focus entirely on MF and FCR (300% is good for MF, and it's pointless to go above 400%/117 is the highest feasible amount of FCR for lit spells, although 194 is the final breakpoint {Teleport breakpoints are 105 and 200 for second best and best}), and dump all the stats into vit that you can. The MF is for obvious reasons, better loot from boss runs. The FCR is more of a defense mechanism than anything else, a sorc teleporting every 8 frames is next to impossible for a monster to hit with a melee attack.

I never expected your current target to iron maiden you, it's the other oblivion knights that do that. And you must have been unbelievably lucky to only get IM'd to death in hell once... melee mercs have a life expectancy of about six seconds in there, solely because of IM.



They can certainly be marked as ineffective at solo for that...



I thought you meant CE or LE. Which would explain why I thought you were frighteningly noobish. Instead of just standard noobish. Oh... and 4 hits with FoH is 100 mana... to kill one monster? Ouch.


Blessed Hammers ignore the resistances of Undead and Demons. The only thing in the game that is magic immune and not either of those is the Wailing Beast. That is specifically why Blessed Hammer is so powerful, not just that it ignores immunities, but it does 100% damage all the time. No other attack can compare to that, even if it has higher base damage, because in Hell everything has 50% or higher resist to basically everything.


Lister won't really be that bad if he isn't extra fast. If they surround you, you'll die... but they're pretty easy to isolate and you don't even have to fight them to get to Baal anyway.


Slow is the very definition of ineffective in Diablo 2.


Yes, I know that. Your character doesn't sound like the type that can get away with running past mobs of enemies in CS just to hit the buttons and then manage to kill the boss even though they're surrounded with all the enemies you just ran past.


Reziarfg is just a joke, if you zoom in on the picture you can tell it's just a photoshopped hunk of god knows what. It has something to do with the names of some people involved in making the game or something like that.



Well... Blizzard sorcs ARE better than frozen orb ones, but you can't solo with them at all so that wouldn't do you any good.

And I'm not trying to win, I'm trying to keep you from spreading filthy lies to that cloud.

Ah, now I see where we had a misunderstanding.

No, I would never be able to make it through any difficulty with this build on hardcore. It's not that I die often but when I do, it just happens in half a second.


I just said that I wouldn't recommend traps as he wouldn't... know what, never mind. I fail.


I somehow didn't have a problem with them. They just didn't cast IM on me very often I guess. In the whole CS I only died once from IM on hell. Also if you charge them from a distance, they won't hit you with the IM in charge.

Oh and I'd like to see an oblivion knight that can cast IM on me while I'm continually charging him.

And I don't think a character can be marked as ineffective just because he has difficulty with one area in the game.

Otherwise I see your point.


3/4 of specials? Not exactly. In act 5 I've had 3 CELE monsters so far, 2 of which I killed without dying and the 3rd I just left well alone.
And in act 5 there are very few places with limited room to maneuver so unless I get an extra fast monster right at the entrance to a new area, they shouldn't give me any problems.
As for the Venom Lord, yeah, I expect quite some difficulties there.
Oh and if you don't accept isolating monsters, then this build sucks by definition, it's not a crowd controller build.


There's a reason I call this guy a Chargeadin, not a Zealot. I only use zeal for large groups of weak monsters (such as cave leapers, fetish etc.). In other words those that would be way too annoying with Charge. And it is good enough for them, that you can believe me. Especially with a cold-caster Iron wolf merc.
I mainly still use Charge.


FoH still does enough damage to the monsters I need it for (e.g. Bone mages and wraiths in act 5) I have it on lvl 22 or 23 and it kills a bone mage in 3 or 4 shots and the open wounds/FoH combo is good enough for wraiths.


No, I've never used blessed hammer, at least not to a great extent... But I don't get this. Both the Wailing Beasts and the Greater Mummies are Immune to magic. Why then are Wailing Beasts hammer-resistant and Greater Mummies aren't?


Lister? Is that the Minion of Destruction special? Hmm... Do they get knocked back or not? I forget...
Hell ancients. I don't know, I really can't anticipate what it's going to be like but I haven't had difficulties with any uniques so far. As for the ancients, on normal they were a pain. On nightmare they were a laugh. I guess that does mean on hell they'll be, well, hell. Ah, well, screw it.

But anyways yeah, I agree this isn't a build for solo rushing, it's a build for an easy cautious slow gameplay. But still I died a lot less than you seem to believe...

Also the Iron wolf (I think they're called Iron wolves) mercenary with cold spells helped me (although he kept dying ever since I reached Travincal on Hell, now I don't have him anymore).

And also life steal still helps me a lot even on Hell difficulty. Especially against e.g. Thorned rats.

Oh and btw you do know that in CS if you kill the specials that the seals spawn (and I think their groups), the other monsters die and you fight Diablo in peace regardless? At least that's how it was with my brother's edited magic-find Barb...



Oh well, you win I guess, I can't beat all your arguments. But I'm still gonna play this build and get through this game. :) Then I can at least say that my first ever build was a successful one.

But even after that many words said I still don't know what that Rezierfag, or whatever it is, is.


In other news I just reached Stony field on Hell with a frozen orb/meteor sorceress. And if anyone mentions a Blizzard sorceress I'm going to take Havokk's mom's .9 mm.

Woot! Quote fight!



You said you wouldn't recommend traps, which means you WOULD recommend martial arts, given that it is the only other option. That is very, very wrong. Martial Arts Assassins can't even beat Nightmare, much less a Hell quill rat. I get that you hadn't played far enough to know that... but if you haven't played through the game as a class why on earth are you recommending about it?!



And your counter for oblivion knights is what? Oh, right, nothing. Yeah, that character can't beat normal without getting killed by iron maiden over and over again. That's not a successful character. Simply dying over and over until you've whittled the enemy down or surviving sheerly through luck of the curse cast does not count as an effective build. NO melee class is effective in solo, they all die to iron maiden instantly.

You COULD go through the whole game with a melee Necromancer that uses no skills... eventually... you see my point here?



So you're agreeing with me then? That's at least 3/4ths of all boss monster right there. And once again, a character with no skills and only melee could seperate the enemies and slowly eventually kill them all... that's no kind of way. Also saying that cold enchanted/lightning enchanted monsters are bugged is like saying "I'm too much of a noob to kill a monster most people kill accidentally while it's still off screen." Your character can't solo if it can't fight ANY possible random boss realistically. I'd love to see you try to kill something like the Venom Lord boss in the the Chaos Sanctuary with that character... I'm sure you'd eventually get him... I guess...


FoH has laughable damage in Hell difficulty, even with like 20 +skills it's just awful. It's not realistically useful against anything but other players. (players have like 1% the hp of monsters.)



Zeal is one of the best all around melee attacks in the game, possibly the best. That said, it's terrible. It doesn't fit an anti-boss niche, invites monsters to melee attack you without any chance of getting stunned for it (in hell any character will die in a few seconds to many monsters at melee range, if you're not stunning them they'll just pick you up and eat you), and stun-locks YOU just for using it. It's like melee strafe, and strafe is a fucking trojan horse of a move at long range! Zeal is just suicidal in hell... let's not even mention your survival rate vs. oblivion knights again...



I agree. Even if you got lucky and found a Wizard Spike or something passable like that, you'd never get an Enigma, and they can't function without one.




*facepalm* You've apparently never used Blessed Hammer before. I meant what I said about Wailing Beasts.



If you thought the Claw Vipers were bad, just wait until Lister and friends decide to permastun you and then take a dump on your chest. Oh... and good luck with the Hell ancients... you really might never beat that given that they reset. They're next to impossible with almost any character. Honestly only Hammerdins could be said to do well against them, they're the only thing that could beat them no matter what mods they get. You'll just have to keep resetting them until you get some mods you can work with, if there even is a possibility of that.

If you have an older version of the game from before Hell was beefed up again you might be able to kill the ancients without a problem... actually everything would be quite a bit easier like that.



I don't feel like arguing if it's a good build in general, it's just not a good solo build. There's no such thing as a melee solo character. Even aside from all the other problems you'd have, like the fact that about half of the monsters are completely immune to life steal, and that it's SERIOUSLY nerfed in hell on top of that, there's oblivion knights. Melee CAN NOT SOLO oblivion knights. GIANT MENSTRUATING PERIOD. Getting through the act, but dying over and over to iron maiden, or even just having to go back to town every time you get iron maidened is NOT as easy as anyone's mom. A completely perfect FoH will only do like 9k damage, and that's just the the main target and for a HUGE mana cost. I'm guessing that your FoH is probably less than a third of that... I can't imagine the pain of whittling away every last oblivion knight in the Chaos Sanctuary with that just so you can kill Diablo in peace... If you actually look up guides about FoH paladins you will see that there isn't even a PvM section on them. FoH is only good because it can't miss (except vs. amazons...) so is invaluable in PvP along with conviction.

Alright, let's do it then.


I said I only got to 4th act on normal and that I only liked it that far. That's hardly over level 50 (30 is more like it).
I also said traps can be deadly if used right. So I did nothing wrong.


Something I've never done? You bet your ass I've done it... I can give you my save game for single player if you want. It's a level 83 currently in Crystalline Passage on Hell difficulty.

And please note that this is my own custom build (there is no guide for it, at least none that I'm aware of).
And it owns. Although I do have quite good equipment for single player where you can't trade with others (I don't play on battle.net).


There are only 2 types of specials that can kill me with this build:
- cold enchanted lightning enchanted (because they're freakin bugged so this doesn't count). And I can still kill most of them.
- extra fast (and it's much worse if they're extra strong and mana burn as well) monsters like e.g. guest Dark Lancers or Moon Lords in act 5 (monsters that are already fast enough as it is without being specials and then get a boost from being extra fast as well) if they have lots of minions.

Otherwise I just separate the minions a bit, go against 2 of them at once and charge between them and so kill them until only the special is left. Then I just hold the LMB on him and keep charging him on clear terrain until he's dead.


FoH is not really a necessity for this build but it does help to have something to be able to kill monsters from safety. But still, it's not crucial.


Here I have to disagree. With fantacism and a good sword, Zeal can be a great crowd controller as well as a good finisher for a single monster pinned against something (so you can't push it back anymore - you can't repeatedly charge it).
Although again it's not necessary to have Zeal, it does help a lot.


By soloing I meant soloing completely, not trading with others and then just killing monsters on your own.
If you go with a hammerdin on single player, you're retarded. It's incredibly hard to get a good enough equipment for a hammerdin if you can't trade with others.


I think Greater Mummies are also Magic immune and they can be found in several places throughout act 2 and in sewers of act 3. And in Baal's throne room. Oh and also Plague Bearers I think. And Blessed Hammer is magic damage, no?
But yeah, I get your point and hammerdin is still probably the best paladin for battle.net.


Now this is something I can't completely disagree with. There was one place in the game that almost made me stop playing because I just couldn't make it through. And that's Claw Viper Temple on Hell difficulty.
I only got to level 2 twice (not that I tried that many times but still) and the first time died immediately after entering level 2 and had to save and exit to get my body without dying half a second later.
The second time I had better equipment (I upgraded my Swordguard Executioner Sword to a Swordguard Colossus Blade), an idea from you and an enormous amount of luck. I was able to teleport to the center, open whatever it is in the middle, teleport back and tele-grab the viper amulet just before getting killed by the angry vipers.
Oh and I also haven't been to the Worldstone keep on Hell difficulty yet. From what I've seen on some characters I got from elsewhere (lvl 99), it won't be easy either. But still, I think I'll be able to do it.


Bottom line is, the Chargeadin is a good build (especially for a custom build by a noob) but it takes a lot of time getting used to. And it helps to have a good equipment with a two handed sword. And a holy shit lot of life steal (I think I have 45% or something like that).

Oh and thanks for the trapsassin guide.


btw speaking of diablo2lod, I've been wondering about something for a long time. What the hell is this?

WRONG.

Don't give advice about something you've clearly never done. That character wouldn't make it past a fucking quill rat in Hell difficulty. I'm only being slightly facetious, you would get dominated by almost any non-unique boss with a character like that. Charge and foh are PVP skills, they have no place in the normal game, and Zeal is just plain bad. It's like a shitty version of Smite that doesn't even stun.

Hammerdins are the only kind of Paladin that can solo the whole game, and they require very expensive gear. They ARE the highest damage class in the game with the right gear though. Hammerdins have unresistible damage against every monster in the game except Hell difficulty Wailing Beasts, which are rare and never found in any required areas of the game.

If you're playing Single Player and you want to make it to Hell Baal, you will need a Trapsassin or a multi-element Sorceress. All other classes either can't beat something required on their own or require gear that is unattainable without trading.

Anyone who plays on USWest and wants me to rush them... let me know. I can get a character from level 1 to 80 in only a few hours.

1. It seems as though aaronjer was fitted with some combo smartbomb/interdiction sphere, which is funny because I'm certain that you could not fit the later.

2. The anecdote with the lab security (re: Mary) has also caused me internal hemorrhaging.

3. Of all times to go to the car wash, that was one of them.

4. I appreciate that the boss did nothing but yell the entire time.

Alright, look... I just had this dream where I was trying to prove to my boss (the head of some space technology company) that I knew the whereabouts of all the lost works of one Professor Vaughn. He was an elusive scientist, a genius inventor and always on the fringes of the law and known space.

I had actually been to Vaughn's secret underground space laboratory before, and although I was never actually told the location it didn't matter. Apparently everyone already knew where his lab USED to be, they just couldn't figure out where it had gone. I knew that for whatever reason you had to go to a specific set of seemingly unrelated coordinates first and THEN go to where the lab was or it wouldn't be there.

Strangely, my method of travel was just floating freely in space with no sort of protection. I would simply will myself in the direction I wished to go and I would travel there as fast as any space vessel. My boss, an angry looking, short and bald man was inside a company vessel. With him were a few technicians and... SuperJer. SuperJer had also apparently been to Professor Vaughn's secret lab. At least he better have, otherwise he had no reason to be tagging along! After making our way to a wandering planet, nearly impossible to see in the darkness, we turned towards the lab.

The lab was immediately obvious upon arrival. It was a metallic structure made of a cylinder encircled by three rings spaced evenly apart. On the center ring on each side there was a set of guns that were significantly larger than the ship everyone else was travelling in. They turned towards the ship and opened fire. Luckily the shots were slow-moving and easy to dodge... probably some kind of anti-capital ship PURASUMA!!! weapon. While the boss was busy dancing about like a god damn fairy in his space cruiser I floated down to the guns and flipped an extremely conspicuous on/off switch. The guns indeed stopped firing.

We apparently docked somewhere and made our way inside the lab. Everyone was very excited to see what valuable technologies we might acquire in our plundering raid... the lab looked nothing like how I remembered it other than the shape. I had been expecting walls of terminals and machinery, half-finished devices and robots and the occasional extremely dangerous security mechanism. Instead I found an underfurnished living room adjoined to a dining room with one of those fake gas-powered fireplaces. The boss was so wholly unimpressed he decided to go back to his ship and shout for a while. The technicians looked bored and just sat around... but SuperJer and I... we knew better. There had to be some strange trick to finding the actual lab. Our first idea was to check places where the real lab had secret containers. Upon inspection we found all of them. A row of five in the living room and 3 more on the floor between the living room and the dining room. All of them were empty save one. It contained an old paperback book on magic tricks for kids. I was now thoroughly annoyed, but SuperJer quickly scanned the pages for anything of interest. Part of one trick was circled, the part detailed the need to show a decoy while the real trick was hidden from view.

For obvious reasons I jumped back into space to search for the actual lab. I emitted some kind of wide spread pulse from my body in various directions until I saw a distortion in space. I emitted a much stronger pulse towards the distortion and a new structure slowly revealed itself through a dispersing black, inky cloud. The structure was identical to the decoy structure except that it was positively bristling with weaponry. Missile launchers, lasers and machine guns of all sizes were slapped on this thing in no sort of symmetrical fashion. It still had giant PURASUMA cannons as well, although they looked sleeker and more dangerous. I quickly floated in towards the PURASUMA cannons, the various turrets all opened fire. I emitted that pulse again and it caused all forms of fire to hang in place for a couple seconds before continuing on their trajectory, making it a simple matter to avoid them. The same overly conspicuous on/off switch was placed on the cannons, but the "on" and "off" were replaced with an angry smiley face and a happy smiley face. Upon flipping the switch all the external defenses deactivated.

Everyone was now inside the real space lab of Professor Vaughn. I told everyone that the security in the place would only recognize Vaughn and would use lethal force on anyone else who entered. I went out of the airlock and into the first security checkpoint before anyone else. I was armed with a semi-automatic pistol and a combat knife... strangely low-tech given the setting. A very tall (6'9" or so) thin man in a light tan jumpsuit and a motorcycle helmet blocked my path. He had an enormous dog. The dog was at least 5 feet tall, and was a very shaggy looking golden retriever of the same tan color of the man's jumpsuit. The dog also hand an antenna sticking out of it's forehead and a collar that had the name Mary on it. He held out his hand as if to motion that I should not progress, the dog looked completely unmenacing. Without a second thought I shot the man in the knees and then shot the dog's antenna off. The dog still had the same unmenacing look, but it bit down on the man's torso and started shaking him about. He screamed "Mary, noooooo!" but the dog just kepting flailing him about like a rag doll. The stress had caused a lot of hemorrhaging and his organs were spilling out on the floor. I shot the dog in the head and it dropped to the floor motionless. I shot it three more times just to make sure it was dead, and then shot the tall man twice more in the chest. He still wasn't quite dead, but I just left him there. That amounted to all of the security in the lab.

Past the security checkpoint the laboratory waited. It really was full of all the things I had expected, but the whole place was powered down. A single red light blinked at the far end of the lab where it was too dark to see anything. There were drawers you could pull out by the red light with motherboard looking computer parts and many criss-crossing wires. I held up a flashlight and SuperJer and one of the technicians worked on switching them around in some fashion I didn't understand. Eventually the light turned green and power was restored to the lab. We were now able to see that this whole end of the lab was filled with the skeletal remains of people in lab coats. The boss just pointed at them and screamed loudly. He wouldn't stop screaming, he never even took a breath. SuperJer then turned to me and looked somewhat disappointed while he said, "We better get back to the car wash."

Then I woke up.

I had a flatmate who got addicted to FFX last year. He killed the end boss in two hits :(

Obviously this happens rather a lot in Final Fantasy games, and there is a lot of endgame past that, but still. What's worst is that he did it by accident, he was sick of scraping by bosses so he spent time in that dungeon, the tough one that I can't remember, and didn't come out until he was many many levels tougher. He also bothered to do the crazy sport minigame a lot but didn't get what'shisface's special weapon.

ninja gaiden 2 rocks i'v gotten past the 1st boss but i i'm stuck now

So I take it that this was not the finest mansion in Mansion Land. Because of the mimic.

Also, noose lady sounds like an enemy you fight in either Fatal Frame 2 or 3. Or is she a boss? It's hard to tell.

I had another really wacky kind of disturbing dream a few nights ago that I've been meaning to send to you, but I haven't typed it all out yet and I don't know if I'll remember it all!

Actually I think his final boss form is HomieJer, it happens when he puts on his tuque. He gains immunity to cold damage and starts using two attacks per round. It's scary stuff.

Ohnoes! Three forum requests of SuperJer! I hear this makes him turn into his final boss form, SupererJer. Not to be confused with his Ultimate form.

Whats with your siggy? I need information.
What does a guy making a face like a mouse about to eat a banana?
Please explain. Is this you? your boss? Molkgirl? please inform.

SuperJer sucked at Sins of a Solar Empire, but he was pretty boss at Titan Quest. So boss, in fact, that we all thought he might be Bruce Springsteen.

I'm 23, and I never got in an accident while I was a teenager. I waited until about 2 months ago, and then showed the guard rail on the free way who the boss was. Hint: It wasn't me.

Remember me talking about a game about SJ.com?
Well...i just though this up.

Its would be a Movie/Game were you watch the scenes and you get to do all the fun stuff: Fights,action scenes etc.It would have a Turn Based Battle system during most of the fights.Like Final Fantasy.But During a suspense(action) scene or the finishing of a boss fight, you would have to press the right keys on the keyboard to go on.Arrow keys etc.

I already thought up a Prologue/Tutorial to the game.The only problem is Drawings and the flash or whatever you do games like that with to make it.

I really actually want to do this.I just need the right stuff.If i cant get a decent drawer I could ask my brother to help out which id rather not.He went to college for art though.

But No i wouldn't make it a porn game.It would have some good comedy an serious scenes and hopefully a good original storyline if i put enough thought into it.Now im sure your thinking it will just be porn.I may add a naked girl or two.But won't do nothing with them.But if the going goes well, i could make a unrated version with a interaction with them. ;)

If i don't get to do this....hours of "idea"ing will go to waist.So TRY to help me with this.

EDIT: About the turn based battle system.It wont be all out do whatever really.Uhh...hard to explain really.More like click the righ button without a timer and it goes on type of deal.Unlike the keyboard deal during other times.

EDIT 2: Aha! Final fantasy Sonic X (FF+Sonic+Megaman)
http://www.gamershood.com/flashgames/2201

I know it will kinda seem like stealing the battle system.But ....bite me.

This one's rock 'ard. I can't get past the first boss (I haven't tried since the day after I got it, right enough).

I don't remember. The whole game is obvious and boring.

wtf do i do on the boss part

i still wanna kno how to to make a zombie or something that attacks you when it sees you, like a turret, o i have an entity called monster_nihilanth its the last boss in half life and its huge, but when i start up the game they dont show up. the monster_scientist only works who

I was thinking of changing my avatar, but I decided that that photoshopped face of mine was creepy enough. And the creepy sorts the shallow ones out.

Considering that I was thinking about placing the FEAR point man up as my avatar, I would like to say....ahem...

FEAR sucks balls, considering that it stole its storyline ENTIRELY from metal gear solid. I hate monolith, making me think that its totally original, and THEN I discover MGS has almost EXACTLY the same storyline, only better times a million.

I mean seriously though, Genome Soldiers = FEAR Replicas, Paxton Fettel is liquid snake, and Big Boss is Harlam Wade (aside from the whole harlam being a scientist thing ). Otherwise, they're almost the same, even to where the two brothers are clones of each other. Plus MGS has all that other shit in it too (The HIDEO thing and what not with Psycho Mantis...heh).

Bruce Springsteen is The Boss. But Zep can go eat a dick.

Anybody who could possibly consider Chavez a good guy is either ill-informed or stupid or both. Why the US recognizes any dictator as a legitimate sovereign is totally beyond me. We should probably just blow him up with the reason being that he is nothing more than a criminal boss with delusions of being a politician.

Look koolkid remember when i said this?:



THATS SOMETHING LIKE WHAT WE NEED TOO HEAR! I told them what would be in it and what it would be like.You just tell us theres updates on shit i don't even know what the fuck it is...

I mean look at bigs Response!



I know i sound like a douche...But damn...

Im really wanting to make a plaform game of us but im just too an lazy to go through to learn how right now.I might be able to over the summer.Its a really great idea.Its like Mega Man X4-X5 Gameplay.You know side to side.Anyways we'd have it like that and have boss battles.
Char selections.every char has a different story line.and maybe (not meaning to steal ideas but it goes with the site) if you Find the Hole!You Transform into a stronger char or unlock new ones....and Superjer's the Final Boss

*pats scal on back* you'll get it next time...pss pss..(email the Big boss!)

The Little Johnny series:

A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her
class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk
board and asks the class,

"Does anyone know what this is?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"

And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny
one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush
the babysitter's teeth."





It is near the end of the school year.
The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really
nothing more to do. All the children are restless
because of this.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and
correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta
here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says,
"Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says,
"Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can
do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says,
"John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to
answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says,
"I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"

Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"



A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting
on a fence and you shoot one of them,
how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4,
but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says,

"I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting
on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top
and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the
wedding ring on...

.....but I like your thinking."



A father came home from a long business trip to find
his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.

"Where did you get the money for the bike?
It must have cost $300," he asked.

"Easy, Dad," little Johnny replied.
"I earned it hiking."

"Come on Johnny," the father said.
"Tell me the truth."

"That is the truth!" Johnny replied.

"Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Reynolds,
would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill
and tell me to take a hike!"




Little Johnny was passing his parents' bedroom in the
middle of the night in search of a glass of water.
Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeked in
and caught his folks in The Act.

Before his dad could even react, Little Johnny
exclaimed, "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy,
can I ride on your back?"

Relieved that Johnny was not asking more uncomfortable
questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his
stride, Daddy agreed. Johnny hopped on and Daddy
started going to town.

Pretty soon Mommy started moaning and gasping.

Johnny cried out, "Hang on tight, Daddy!
This is the part where me and the,
milkman usually get bucked off!"

Look! I did it too!!!!!


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Who was the last person you....

1. You hung out with? Homeslice

2. Rode in a car with? My boss

3. Went to the movies with? Homeslice

4. You went to the mall with? Probably Homeslice and MkErica

6. You talked on the phone to? They guy who did the voice for the owl in MD2

7. Made you laugh? AaronJer


W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue. I can hide that. Although I chewed a chunk out of my tongue while I was asleep and it still hurts like hell so maybe not.

2. Be serious or be funny? Both at the same time.

3. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole milk. With cheerios. Mmmmmm.

4. Die in a fire or drown? Fire. Fire is my friend and if somebody's gotta do me in I'd want it to be a friend. Fire will be traumatized though.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents. They are wacky. My enemies would shoot me on site.


A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone? Not really.

2. Sun or moon? Sun. So I can wear my AWESOME SHADES.

3. Winter or Fall? What's the difference? Why isn't this like Winter or Summer?

4. left or right? who cares

5. 10 acquaintances or two best friends? Obviously 2 best friends. What a dumb question. Although 10 acquaintences would make a better orgy.

6. Sunny or rain? Sun. Shades reason again.

7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate. Chocolate is what God's shit probably tastes like. Probably.


A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it? This isn't about me at all.

2. First Name? Jer

3. What do you want to do? Stop coughing.

4. Where do you wanna live? I like where I live now but I'd also like a large deck on the back of my house with those tropical multicolored orb lights strung over it and lots of tables and catering for huge parties to invite a ton of people to but I will rarely attend.

5. How many kids do you want? No kids. Kids are annoying.

6. Do you want to get married? Only if I can marry something cool. Like green.

7. have you ever done drugs? ANY drugs? Just vicodin and LOTS of it. Damn tolerance.

8. Are you double jointed? No but I have 2 joints if you wanna smoke up!

9. what do you like on your pizza? Cheese and dead animals.

10. Can you cross your eyes? Yes but it hurts. And blood squirts out. Just kidding! It doesn't hurt!

11. Do you make your bed daily? I don't have any blankets on it.. so.. no? yes?

1. Which shoe goes on first? I never take my shoes off.

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? See previous answer.

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I face-plant and inhale.

4. Have you ever eaten Spam? Yes. It's too salty.

5. Favorite ice cream? Haagen Dazs coffee, but only after I add peanut butter. TRY IT!

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? Cheerios, Crispix, Life.

7. Do you cook? You'd better hope not. Things I've burned: Top ramen, PB&J, salad.

8. Current mood? Fuck this question!


IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. kissed some one? No.
2. sang? Yes. Pantera.
3. been hugged? Yes. A lot.
4. Felt stupid: I feel pretty stupid NOW...
5. Missed someone: I don't miss people. Unless they die. And no.
6. Danced Crazy: Nope.
7. gotten your hair cut? Yeah I cut it every few days.
8. Cried: Nope. Not since I first heard Pantera.
9. Lied: Yes.
10. been kissed: Nope.


. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? I WISH!

2. do you have a Dog? I have about 15% of a dog. If I scrape it all into one pile.

3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Couple years ago. It never snows enough.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? If I'm tired enough, I can fall asleep in a pile of snakes. If not, then I don't try to go to sleep anyways.

5. Do you believe in ghosts? No.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? My form of creating is guessing repeatedly until it's right. I say that counts.
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Now we find our Hero/me at work in the brush at about 10am or so.im working with 2 others setting chokes {thats wraping cables around cut tree's}...anyways I better go into that with more info for you "tards"..setting chokes is a very manly job..shit you would know nothing of...anyways...what happens is there is a GIANT tower / Crane look looking deal on the landing{ I covered landing in other stories..dont be a "Tard" and say whats a landing } anyways..On the tower is a ass load of cable that runs to the tail end/ tree line where tree's still are standing..OMG...the crane opp /guy..never seen a chic do it / told you its man work..anyways...the cable runs back and forth tower ..the tower dude sends the cables in slow or fast..more shit you know nothing of..BUT if you listen you will learn.."DONT make me go over this twice ! " anyways im in the brush with 2 others waiting on chokers/cables..the get lowered down to use and we wrap up the logs..Ok now it seams like your starting to understand this shit "Good"..anyway..been doing that stupid shit since 7am or so..Now my boss the hooktender{ thats what they call um} he starts doing these crazy "BEEP" on his talkie tooter..{thats a deal that does morse code like crap to tower guy} more shit that too deep to explain to you tards....anyways..we all stop and look back to see WTF is going on ..well i have too say i was the first to see a Large black ass/ black bear back there ..my boss / hooktender was trying to ride the rigging up in the air to get away from the bear..well once we fig out what the hell he was doing we all went to the landing and left his poor ass back there { much safer} anyways .he was stuck in the trees for about 25 min till the bear left..mean while our hero/me was on the landing have lunch watching all this develop from a safe spot{ that poor bastard}..well the bear finaly left and I had to go back to work ..total bummer dude ! thats surfer talk btw...anyways that wraps up 2days story..untill next time !

Ok. So this has nothing to do with power ups, but it has been decided that Raul Julia MUST be a boss (either a level boss or the game

So now we find are Hero / me up north at a camp called hobart bay{Alaska}..pretty much guys running from the law /child suport ect..and a few normals..anyways ...well it was summer time and the {BUGS} were out in force.Well we got to the job /landing " landing = were the fuck were working " thats logger talk / man shit ..anyways...So the Crumy /Truck that what we call the rig we drive around in for you tards that dont know...anyways..I looked out the window and sure as hell ..Yup..BUGS! ..I was not happy..why u ask ..well let me tell you why..thanks for asking..anyways..well they call these BUGS {No see um's} there a very small fly that lays eggs on your skin = itchy time ..anyways ...well you Hero/ me got out of the truck and went over the Hill ..and down to were the work is ...anyways ..about 2 hours into the morning the BUGS had my number ...I went to the tail end of the job and told the {Hooktender} / boss ..im fucking DONE ! ..he says come on son dont quit you can hang back here with me for a bit..I was like F that shit, they will be back 2morrow !..anyways...I went back up the hill to the landing..member landing = were the job starts...very good..anyways Now are Hero/ me was not really ready to drag up from this job..SO ! I got 2 cans of logging paint and went back over the hill again ..I found a large stump that was like 4 ft above ground and sat on it ....anyways ...the BUGS were still on me and were following me !..so I poped the lid on the can of paint and started to spray them down..1 dot of paint = death to a BUG !..so I sat and turned on that log hitting them from all sides with this {pink} logging paint..I killed 1000's that day and it made me feel GOOD !..anyways ...I did this on 2 diff stumps before I ran out of paint..the other can was yellow paint btw...anyways ...well yeah I went back to work and ended my day..SO now ..the next day we came back to the landing and the camp manager was there too../ he shows up all over from time too time..lucky me ...well he looks over the landing down at the work and see's two crop circles of paint and ask wtf did that ?..well now your Hero/ me was prob in deep shit right ? well to be onest I dont member wtf happened to me ..guessing not much..So anyways just a note to you BUGS out there ...dont get close to a man with a can of paint !

I usually don't bring the dragon, but the knights and the boss after that are like any wildly-swinging enemy in a side scroller, you just have to attack them from above or below.

You guys remember the boss in Super Metroid named "Phantoon"? What the fuck was the deal with that, was he a ghost, an alien, or a ghost of an alien?

hi you guys
i have a question can anybody make a map for my clan
my clan is called Skittles clan we are a mid skittled clan:P
and we want a DE_ map
we had a factory in mind a combination of: ofice and assault.
with lots of Skittles logo and a big banner on the wall with the link of our site
and such like the boss his office with our pictures on the wall (the members)
can any1 make such a map for me
plz conact me @ MSN/MAIL: brainless_indo@hotmail.com

thnQ, and i love superjer!!! FFS!!!

oh, I couldn't find the sonic music on the web, so I had to record the sonic music, while I was playing the game. I can't pause the game, so I had to run away from the boss, that's why there are jump sounds in the music

Now you just sound like
some kind of mob boss, Super.
Don't be hatin' now.

Odd thing is, they don't
really have plurals in the
Japanese language.

You say how many
there are, but the word itself
is never altered.

I know that Chinese
does the same thing, so it could
be an Asian thing.

Why would you need more
than one ninja, anyway?
[spring, autumn, winter]

Hopefully, Fast-Attack Badger (a wily one he is, he escaped my wrath many a time with his easy-open parachute launcher) and Aggression mole will cancel out each others destructive abilities with one fell swoop. This SHOULD only kill Mr. Smoke and JMD, who is currently taming Fast-Attack Badger.

Also, I got my men out of the river that JMD dumped out of a helicopter. They're building me a secret passage to his Laser Base where they will steal the plans to his nuclear sonar doomsday device.

...so, Flying? Could you build me some morter and pestle? Also some drywall would be nice. I want the secret passage to look as clean and effecient for when the boss comes to check on my progress. Some built in flip-on ventilation would be good too. Also, can you make me some filet mignon to impress my boss with? I'll save the rest in a doggy bag for you.